Yes, it´s what you think. The little guy has gone to the big tree in the sky. His condition worsened yesterday morning and things weren´t looking good when I came down for breakfast. By lunchtime, I went to wash my apple off in the sink when my sister looked over at me with a tear-streaked face.
¨Polly se murió.¨
Cue calling Lindsey a witch.
Apparently between my negative energy and my mom´s reprimands Polly died from a ¨full-body infection.¨ That is probably the most ambiguous term the vet could come up with. A full body infection? Psh, throw me a bone. So, after figuring out Polly passed, I of course, had to ask what they did with the body. The answer? Nothing. He´s still out back in a bucket wrapped up in a t shirt. I bet Blancos getting it for dinner.
I want to say I felt bad watching my sister cry, but my brother Pol and I for some warped reason, thought it was funny and went and laughed about it out of Prixi´s earshot. I really did hate that bird. Although, I´m not kidding when I say my family thinks I have some power that caused the bird´s death. This might take a while to heal over. F.
polly didnt take tequila...that was his biggest mistake in those crucial final hours
ReplyDeleteat least you didn't have bird soup for dinner! you are so bad linda
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